Zalmux & Chang

Thirty-Seven

Zalmux

You rooting for the home team tonight?

Chang

Professional sports is modern-day indentured servitude, whereby the desperate sell their bodies to the rich for the entertainment of the bourgeoisie and reinforce tribal norms that weaken the collective resolve of the proletariat.

Zalmux

Yes, but the other team flops.

Thirty-Six

Zalmux

I should not eat so many calories.

Narrator

The ice cream melts.

Zalmux

This is a refreshing beverage.

Thirty-Five

Zalmux

Amazing. This is the biggest tree in the world.

Chang

It is the second largest.

Zalmux

The magic is lost.

Thirty-Four

Chang

It looks like you’re writing a letter. Would you like help?

Zalmux

Um, sure.

Chang

I licked a stamp for you.

Thirty-Three

Zalmux

I don’t like to generalize.

Chang

Well, usually.

Thirty-Two

Zalmux

Happy fifth day of the week!

Chang

It is the sixth day.

Zalmux

Sacré bleu!

Thirty-One

Chang

This taco tastes like a wet rat.

Zalmux

I’ll take it if you don’t want it.

Chang

We can’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

Thirty

Chang

Thank you for your generous contribution to my tacos fund.

Zalmux

Can I have a taco?

Chang

No.

Twenty-Nine

Zalmux

Are you taking money from my wallet?

Chang

I am collecting taxes on behalf of the people.

Zalmux

What people?

Chang

Taco Truck people.

Twenty-Eight

Zalmux

I should do my taxes.

Narrator

Zalmux is binge-watching Netflix.

Zalmux

This is fine.