Zalmux
You rooting for the home team tonight?
Chang
Professional sports is modern-day indentured servitude, whereby the desperate sell their bodies to the rich for the entertainment of the bourgeoisie and reinforce tribal norms that weaken the collective resolve of the proletariat.
Zalmux
Yes, but the other team flops.
Zalmux
I should not eat so many calories.
Narrator
The ice cream melts.
Zalmux
This is a refreshing beverage.
Zalmux
Amazing. This is the biggest tree in the world.
Chang
It is the second largest.
Zalmux
The magic is lost.
Chang
It looks like you’re writing a letter. Would you like help?
Zalmux
Um, sure.
Chang
I licked a stamp for you.
Zalmux
I don’t like to generalize.
Chang
Well, usually.
Zalmux
Happy fifth day of the week!
Chang
It is the sixth day.
Zalmux
Sacré bleu!
Chang
This taco tastes like a wet rat.
Zalmux
I’ll take it if you don’t want it.
Chang
We can’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.
Chang
Thank you for your generous contribution to my tacos fund.
Zalmux
Can I have a taco?
Chang
No.
Zalmux
Are you taking money from my wallet?
Chang
I am collecting taxes on behalf of the people.
Zalmux
What people?
Chang
Taco Truck people.
Zalmux
I should do my taxes.
Narrator
Zalmux is binge-watching Netflix.
Zalmux
This is fine.