Seven
Zalmux
Today I will limit my carb intake!
Chang
I brought donuts.
Zalmux
Tomorrow, I will limit my carb intake!
Zalmux
Chang
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Chang
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Six
Zalmux
You know, it’d be really interesting to see the world from someone else’s eyes.
Chang
Interesting sentiment, Bill, the guy who got stuck in a bathtub.
Zalmux
That’s not what I meant
Chang
How’s the shower Bill?
Five
Chang
Happy fucking birthday.
Zalmux
Oh, thanks I guess?
Chang
Do you want a balloon?
Zalmux
Uh, sure!
Chang
I don’t have a balloon. I was just asking to be nice.
Four
Zalmux
We still haven’t picked a name for the baby.
Chang
Lizard or chipmunk?
Zalmux
Pardon?
Chang
Is your child a lizard or chipmunk?
Zalmux
Why would you ask such a thing?
Chang
Some names are more lizard-like than others.
Three
Chang
Millenials.
Two
Chang
You are working too hard.
Zalmux
But my work is valuable and fulfilling, and I am well-compensated for my labor.
Chang
Your labor is appropriated for the benefit of the capitalist class and supports the continued oppression of the proletariat.
Zalmux
Look, they offer so many flavors of flavored water!
Chang
Flavored water is the opiate of the masses.
One
Zalmux
Pew pew.
Chang
Pew pew pew.
Zalmux
This battle station is now armed and fully operational.