Seventy-Seven
Zalmux
I disagree.
Chang
Zalmux
You raise a fair point.
Zalmux
Chang
Zalmux
Zalmux
Chang
Zalmux
Seventy-Six
Chang
This is a safe space Zalmux. There is no judgement here.
Zalmux
I overcook expensive cuts of meat.
Chang
Get out.
Seventy-Five
Zalmux
All of your performance metrics are in the red this quarter Chang. What do you have to say for yourself?
Chang
I am colorblind.
Seventy-Four
Chang
Drink the rich!
Zalmux
Don’t you mean “eat the rich”?
Chang
No. Would you like a milkshake?
Seventy-Three
Moderator
Welcome back to the Supreme Leader Debates! Cthulhu, how do you respond to allegations that your plan for socialized healthcare is a really a guise for bringing about 1000 years of darkness and enslaving the human race?
Cthulhu
That’s fake news.
Narrator
It was not.
Cthulhu
Wait your turn.
Snake
I have no hands.
Seventy-Two
Zalmux
Ugh, there was mustard on my shirt. My boss probably thinks I’m a total slob.
Chang
This is good. It means he is perceptive. Your stocks will surely trend in an upwards direction over a sufficiently long period of time.
Zalmux
…
Chang
But not too long, because in the end we are all dead.
Seventy-One
Zalmux
Drat. They forgot to hold the mayo.
Chang
Do you require vengeance?
Zalmux
Huh? How would that work?
Chang
Unexpectedly.
Seventy
Chang
All I’m saying is … it feels good to be part of something bigger than yourself.
Cthulhu
I know, right?
Zalmux
Go away Cthulhu.
Sixty-Nine
Chang
You should get more sleep Zalmux.
Zalmux
Can’t. Gotta catch ‘em all.
Chang
Why?
Zalmux
I have it on good authority that my life would otherwise be meaningless.
Sixty-Eight
Zalmux
Life is terrible.
Snake
At least you have hands.
Zalmux
You’re a snake! You don’t need hands.
Chang
Really Zalmux? Let them eat dirt?
Zalmux
Et tu Chang?