Eighty-Seven
Chang
Do you have any plans tonight?
Zalmux
No, you wanna grab a drink or something?
Chang
Not particularly. I am merely verifying that you lead a sad and lonely existence.
Chang
Zalmux
Chang
Chang
Zalmux
Chang
Eighty-Six
Zalmux
OK, our new strategy is to win.
Chang
Win what?
Zalmux
Still sorting that one out.
Eighty-Five
Chang
Time to write some inflammatory shit on the Internet.
Narrator
Five hours later.
Cthulhu
Behold, I am summoned! 5000 years of darkness draw nigh.
Chang
Well, that got out of hand.
Eighty-Four
Zalmux
How is Todd doing so well?
Chang
He is a Todd.
Zalmux
He’s not even tall, and his hair is lackluster.
Chang
He is a Todd.
Eighty-Three
Chang
How was your journey of self discovery?
Zalmux
Life changing.
Chang
What happened?
Zalmux
I don’t remember.
Chang
…
Zalmux
…
Chang
Mushrooms?
Zalmux
Mushrooms.
Eighty-Two
Zalmux
I am embarking on a journey of self discovery.
Chang
What do you hope to find?
Zalmux
Snacks, hopefully.
Eighty-One
Chang
If by some chance you should perish in a ski accident, I will grieve your demise.
Zalmux
That was uncalled for.
Chang
Yes, grieving is for the weak.
Eighty
Chang
The time has come to seize the means of production!
Zalmux
OK, here’s my laptop.
Chang
What am I supposed to do with this?
Seventy-Nine
Chang
I’m trying to drink more water.
Zalmux
That’s a can of beer.
Chang
That’s a can of 90% water.
Seventy-Eight
Zalmux
My dearest love, I have never felt such a connection as the one I have with you. We love the same music. We drink the same drinks. We finish each other’s—
Autocomplete
Sandwiches.
Zalmux
No.