Zalmux & Chang

Ninety-Seven

Zalmux

I’m afraid the economics on your proposal just don’t work.

Chang

The economics are lazy bums. Make them work harder.

Ninety-Six

Chang

Eat the rich!

Chang

Gross. This is well-done.

Ninety-Five

Zalmux

I’m worried that my sports team will blow this game.

Chang

I’m worried that climate change will accelerate desertification and decrease agricultural yields just as our population peaks.

Zalmux

My team often chokes in the fourth quarter.

Chang

Same.

Ninety-Four

Zalmux

Time heals all wounds.

Chang

Time also kills everyone.

Ninety-Three

Zalmux

Man cannot survive on bread alone.

Chang

Has this been empirically verified?

Ninety-Two

Chang

Can you buy me a hamburger?

Zalmux

Are you not concerned about the capitalistic excess and wanton cruelty of modern factory farming?

Chang

Very well, can you steal me a hamburger?

Ninety-One

Zalmux

Cookies are a sometime food.

Chang

All foods are sometime foods.

Ninety

Zalmux

We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

Chang

And internal contradictions.

Eighty-Nine

Zalmux

I am trying to be healthy and eat a plant-based diet.

Chang

Hemlock is a plant.

Eighty-Eight

Chang

We live in an age of radical transparency.

Zalmux

Because of higher rates of literacy and the democratization of information?

Chang

No, because people setting their password to PASSWORD.