One Hundred Seven
Zalmux
Where have you been all week?
Chang
The situation spiraled. I ran out of spoons.
Zalmux
So?
Chang
So there are no spoons Zalmux.
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One Hundred Six
Zalmux
Got here just in the nick of time!
Chang
Wait, there’s a nick in time? Where?
Zalmux
It’s just a–
Chang
My conception of space and time is ruined. It has nicks!
One Hundred Five
Chang
Make me a sandwich.
Zalmux
You’re not the boss of me.
Chang
I am altering the org chart. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
One Hundred Four
Zalmux
Happy New Year Chang!
Chang
Excellent, we have passed Go. Let us go to the bank and collect $200.
One Hundred Three
Zalmux
You are late.
Chang
Ah, but somewhere in the world, I am early.
One Hundred Two
Zalmux
Here is your nothing burger.
Chang
Lies! This has beans.
One Hundred One
Chang
Here is a house plant Zalmux. May it serve as symbol of life and renewal.
Zalmux
I am bad with plants.
Chang
Here is a house plant Zalmux. May it serve as reminder of mortality and neglect.
One Hundred
Zalmux
Congratulations Chang! We’ve reached an important milestone!
Chang
While the miles marked by stones?
Zalmux
To stone those who ask too many questions, probably.
Ninety-Nine
Zalmux
Hello, do you want a balloon?
Chang
The Earth’s supply of helium is limited. Why are you wasting it on balloons when you could be making squeaky voices?
Ninety-Eight
Zalmux
I do not need this toy! It is an unmitigated waste of time and energy.
Chang
Yes, but now it is half off.
Zalmux
I am consumed by angst.