One Hundred Seventeen
Chang
There’s no use crying over spilled milk.
Zalmux
I have spilled coffee.
Chang
You may grieve.
Chang
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One Hundred Sixteen
Chang
This wealthy celebrity has passed.
Zalmux
I am shook!
Chang
He would probably want you to feel that way, yes.
One Hundred Fifteen
Zalmux
This hamburger vendor is overrated.
Chang
Stop rating things Zalmux.
One Hundred Fourteen
Zalmux
Chang, I have a plan to stop the giant space monster from killing us all!
Chang
Yes, but first we must overthrow capitalism.
One Hundred Thirteen
Zalmux
What is love?
Chang
Cleaning up after the bodily fluids of another.
Zalmux
Don’t hurt me no more.
One Hundred Twelve
Zalmux
Why are you duct-taping a banana to the wall?
Chang
I am protesting capitalism.
Zalmux
Is it working?
Chang
I’m not sure. I just got issued a line of credit secured by this banana.
One Hundred Eleven
Zalmux
Parenting is hard.
Chang
Yes, all child rearing activities should be the sole responsibility of the state.
Zalmux
Fuck off Chang.
Chang
I observe that the state has failed to instill proper filtering in your neural networks.
One Hundred Ten
Chang
We should include this attractive hamster on all of our marketing materials.
Zalmux
It is not profitable to add the hamster.
Chang
I fail to see how that is relevant.
One Hundred Nine
Zalmux
I love this song!
Chang
This song is about that unpleasant feeling you get when you sneeze while eating and a piece of food gets lodged in your nostril.
Zalmux
Thanks. I hate it now.
One Hundred Eight
Zalmux
I am in great pain.
Chang
I like Cheerios.
Zalmux
What does that have to do with anything?
Chang
Not much. Like your pain.