Forty-Seven

Zalmux

Look, I’m not going to give up my eternal soul for a pizza.

Cthulhu

Hey, I get it. That’s a pretty big ask. But tell you what, you can give it up in monthly installments over five years, no money down, with zero percent financing. And if you sign right now, I’ll throw in this free donut.

Zalmux

Oh, that seems pretty reasonable.